“Some people die at 25 and aren’t buried until 75.” — Benjamin Franklin
Are you enjoying life or are you just wasting time?
I promise you that this one page alone will link to some of the sweetest stuff that I’ve put together. We’ve covered everything from working out in a park to running marathons all the way to getting completely wasted.
There’s at least one article on this page that will change your life moving forward.
In case you’re wondering about me and my philosophies, you can check out the about Kettlebell Rebels page. Here’s a summary:
My name is Martin Dasko and I do the following:
- Pro wrestle.
- Practice BJJ.
- Eat pizza.
- Drink vodka.
- Swing bells.
- Lift heavy weights.
- Travel by myself to random countries.
- Spend my time on my phone between Tinder and Duolingo.
I wasn’t always like this though. I actually started Kettlebell Rebels to keep me accountable and to have a platform for my adventures. I went from following strict fitness rules to doing whatever I want. I went from being afraid of public speaking to wrestling topless in front of hundreds of people.
I now want you to pick an adventure, slap old fitness rules across the face, and begin the rest of your life.
I believe that the world is your gym. Sometimes, the world is even your ring. The picture below captures me in one of my finest moments.
If you’re tired of being a quitter or a little bitch, you came to the right place. Don’t panic yet if you’re fat and frustrated. I created a SAVE ME NOW! page just for you.
Eating 101 : how to feel on top of the world and look freaking sexy.
You are what you eat (this leads to a few dirty jokes).
I didn’t believe this until I started eating better! I then realized that food is everything. Food is fuel. Food is comfort. Food is life.
Intermittent fasting & why it’s amazing <– Stop wasting time with useless diets. Eat when you want, how you want, and never run out of energy.
What does a swinger eat? <– I share what foods to eat to feel on top of the world. I also breakdown every single possible diet. You’re welcome.
How-to time your meals <– This is the only article that you need to read if you want to see how to have more energy and feel great.
Challenges : join one of our wild challenges (if you got the balls, yes, I’m looking at you ladies too)!
We’re all about challenges around here. If you don’t set a challenge, you’ll never step outside of your comfort zone. Since starting this site, I’ve began in pro wrestling, ran a half-marathon with no training, and traveled across the world alone.
Eat like a vegan for a week <– This is worse than going to war. Be prepared to say goodbye to meat.
Try a physical challenge to push yourself <– Stop being so boring! Enter a challenge. I share my story of how I managed to run 10k for charity.
Don’t drink for a month <– Yup. You read that right. A whole month without drinking. Spoiler alert: I did it. So what’s your excuse?
Living an UNREAL life (you know you want to).
“I need to live life. And I’d hate dying; it would ruin my image.” — Jack LaLanne
Life is boring if you just keep on keeping on. You obviously came here because you want to live an unreal life, a life worth bragging about.
My first pro wrestling match & how I conquered it <– Yup, we’re all over the place here.
7 scary things that I’m double-daring you to do <– Stop being a coward. Do something.
How-to live forever <– I hope you’re not sick of me because I’m not going anywhere.
Let’s get some damn sleep <– My tips for managing to actually pass out. And no, I’m not good at sleep.
Feel the pump!
What’s the best workout? The one that you’re not doing right now! Get off the couch and try one of these.
How-to never waste another minute in a gym <– You can see my in goofy clothing working out at the local park. The world is your gym my friend.
Find a fitness plan that works <– Just like soulmates. There’s one out there for you. I think.
The expert roundup on the best bodyweight workouts <– I asked the top experts out there to chime in.
I swear, if you’re not ready to tackle the world after reading this page, then I can not help you. If you want more, you’re in luck!
Do you want to live forever?
You have all of the tools that you could possibly ask for. I wish someone had created a page like this for me three years ago. Good luck to you and remember that I’m here for you.