“Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.” — Frank Sinatra
I’m going to show you how you can get in shape, train and enjoy fitness without ever missing out on a party!
How boring would our 20s be without some alcohol? How lame would life be if you always stayed in and did the right thing?
Very boring. I couldn’t even imagine it. I don’t want to think about it.
“What happened last night?”
This has happened to every single person reading this. It’s the fun part of growing up (or lack thereof) and going through life.
Every great story starts off with, “I was so wasted, I can’t believe I did that…”
As much as I love the fitness world, I love the drinking community. There’s nothing like a night out. I love to get wasted. I live for the attention, the laughs, being the life of the party, and doing dumb things.
This is the article on drinking that I wish I didn’t have to write. However, I had to write this article. If you’re new to fitness or a huge fan of working out, and want to see how drinking ties in, this is the piece you need to bookmark ASAP.
We’re going to look at the good news, the bad news, how to drink without getting fat, and all sorts of other fun stuff. Are you ready?
Let’s talk about vodka baby…
What’s my deal with drinking?
I enjoy it! I love being the life of the party. I enjoy my drinks. I enjoy to laugh and see friends step out of their comfort zone.
I try to drink vodka straight because I don’t like the sugary drinks. I don’t drink anything fancy. I might go through a Corona phase or a red wine phase. I’m pretty loyal to my vodka though. I also take the rare month off here and there. As of this writing, I haven’t had a drink in a few months. I’ll touch upon this later.
Drinking used to kill my workouts. I now am a firm believer as training for a hangover cure. I’m slowly getting better at not eating everything in town after a few drinks also.
I do my best to do the following with alcohol:
- Drink vodka with water.
- Stay hydrated.
- Avoid Burger King.
- Wake up and sweat the hangover out.
- Move on with my day.
- Not feel sorry for myself while the world passes me by the next day.
I’ve also become a more strategic drinker over the years. I try not to drink if the occasion doesn’t call for it. I also try not to make up random excuses to drink (bad day at work or I gained five new Twitter followers).
I always take no-alcohol challenges. I see how long I can go without a drink when I’m in hardcore-training. I took September to December off from alcohol.
[You should try the no-alcohol challenge.]
Let’s do some bad news and good news now.
What goes wrong when you drink?
“Because alcohol is a central nervous system depressant, the first drink or two can help loosen you up or relax. As the amount of alcohol in your blood increases, the effects become more and more pronounced.” Steve Kamb, Nerd Fitness
You’re out of your mind. Nothing good comes out of losing control. There are no benefits to giving up control of your actions and behavior.
On a personal level…
You make a fool out of yourself if you have one too many. Falling over while trying to court that young lady isn’t so charming. You might feel the liquid courage kicking it, but trust me buddy, she knows you’re wasted, and she’s not impressed.
You also might end up on Facebook bothering people, insulting your friends, or just doing something stupid.
I speak from experience on this.
On a physical note…
You miss your workout the next day if you’re really hungover, you feel lazy the next day, and you might end up puking all night. Chances are good that you’re going to feel like crap the next day. Who wants that? Who has time to waste? Not me.
You load up on Burger King or pizza at 4 in the morning. I’ve done this way too many times, so I’m speaking from personal experience. There are no benefits to this. An epic cheat day is cool. Eating like a slob a few times a week will make you a bulbous manatee. Nobody has time to be fat!
There’s nothing good for your diet about chugging 10 beers. It will not benefit you in any way.
[Must read: Add play to your life and never feel miserable again.]
What about the science, bro?
It’s not pretty.
According to this article over at Bodybulding.com:
“Alcohol significantly interferes with restful sleep. It can make falling to sleep easier to begin with due to its sedative effects but the quality of sleep (particularly rapid eye movement) will be disturbed.”
That sucks. We already looked at the importance of sleep. You need your rest. Alcohol kills this. You’re going to be exhausted and pretty much useless the next day.
As a conqueror you don’t want to be out of commission like a little baby for a day or two. That’s pathetic.
Let’s look at some more. According to Drink Aware:
“Alcohol dehydrates your body generally, including the skin – your body’s largest organ. This happens every time you drink. Drinking too much is also thought to deprive the skin of vital vitamins and nutrients. Over time, drinking heavily can have other, more permanent, detrimental effects on your skin.”
Being dehydrated sucks. Your body is pretty useless when dehydrated. You don’t feel like doing anything. Once again, who wants to spend a whole damn day doing nothing? Not me.
At the end of the day, too often do we drink out of boredom. It ends up hurting our bodies and our minds.
You know the deal with drunk people. One poor timed glance, walking into the wrong person, saying something slightly offensive can turn into a full-out brawl. You also spend way too much money foolishly.
I’m all for a birthday, milestone, or any occasion worth celebrating. I also LOVE getting together with friends. What I don’t like is legal trouble. I’ve been involved in too many fights and issues. It just isn’t worth it. Thankfully, I’ve myself never been in any real trouble, I know that I’m lucky.
With that being said…
What are the positives of drinking?
“I know a lot of peeps who’d rather stay home and manage their diet than go out and have a few drinks. Sad, really, because it’s all for the wrong reasons. I don’t blame them though. Read the mags or listen to the experts and you’ll soon be believing that a few drinks will make your muscles fall off, make you impotent, and leave you with a big gut. It’s mostly bullshit, of course.” — Martin Berkhan of Lean Gains
Time for the good news! Let’s not get depressed about chugging a cold one on a Friday night or getting wild during the holidays.
The science behind a glass of wine. According to Medical News Today, some of the benefits of moderate wine consumption include:
- Reduces risk of depression.
- Prevents colon cancer.
- Prevent dementia.
- Protects from severe sunburn.
- Improves lung function.
I’m sold! Pass me a glass of wine.
Lean Gains also highlights another key point:
“Moderate alcohol consumption is assocoiated with an abundance of health benefits. The long-term effect on insulin sensitivity and body weight (via insulin or decreased appetite) may be of particular interest to us.”
Let’s look at the scientific aspect of drinking.
The social part of drinking.
Hanging out with friends is awesome! Who doesn’t enjoy being social? Drinking allows us to calm down a bit, laugh, and just have a great time.
Your network is your net worth. You don’t want to miss out on precious moments with your amazing friends because you were afraid of drinking a beer.
You can let loose.
You can drop your guard after a few drinks and crack jokes.
There’s no sense in always being so serious. Why not let loose sometimes? Chug some beers and make fun of your friends! Tell John that he’s looking fat.
Something to look forward to.
We need something to look forward to. Training hard and eating well is awesome. Sometimes we just need to add something in there to make life interesting. We need a night out or a case of beer to look forward to.
I don’t know about you, but I look forward to nights out with friends!
Drinking isn’t always all that bad for you.
Time to ask the important question…
Why does alcohol make you fat?
This is an interesting question.
Andy Morgan of Ripped Body says it best:
“Alcohol calories are empty calories. They can’t help you recover or build muscle, but they can fuel you for moving around etc. Alcohol calories will still count to the weekly overall calorie balance and thus will help determine whether you lose or gain weight.”
Those are calories that you’re consuming. I will streak through the city naked when there’s a zero calorie alcohol released to the world.
You also have to factor in that your sleep gets all screwed up. You could be up until 6 with, um, with your new friend or just chatting with old friends or doing absolutely nothing.
You’re tired and miserable the next day. You don’t feel like The Incredible Hulk anymore.
You also make poor decisions. You get drunk and lose track of what food is good for you. You think that a large pizza to yourself is a wise decision.
So in summary, alcohol makes you fat for three key reasons:
- Lack of rest.
- It has calories.
- You make poor choices when it comes to food.
Sound familiar? My life story at times!
How do you avoid getting fat when drinking?
I found an amazing calculator to help you see how much you drank last night.
Here are some calculations:
- 6 Coronas = 834 calories.
- 6 vodka shots with some fruit juice = 672 calories.
That’s why some folks have a horrible beer gut. I don’t want to see you with one.
With that being said, chugging lots of beers, being inactive, and loading up on junk food will make you fat.
Filed under the department of : DUH!
You already knew that.
Which leads to…
How the hell can I get wasted while trying to get into shape?
You have to be realistic here. You won’t look like a model if you chug 12 beers every single night unless you have amazing genetics or spend all day in the gym.
The best process that works for me when it comes to drinking and trying to stay in shape is:
- Do everything right all week.
- Drink on a rest day so that you’re not super hungry.
- Eat lots of protein.
- Limit carbs to veggies.
- Avoid sugary drinks.
- Avoid fast food.
- Consider fasting before or after drinking for 24 hours (or both).
What do you do before you drink?
This is the most important question.
- Don’t mix booze.
- Chug lots of water during the evening.
- Get some food in your system.
I’m hungover! Wtf do I do now man?
This is the worst feeling in the world! I absolutely hate waking up hungover. I wish I could give you some magic cure. I have a decade of experience here. My only way of dealing with a hangover is to prevent it by drinking lots of water the night before, not mixing, and getting some food in my system.
First of all, do not take Tylenol (acetaminophen). Why? According to Ask Men:
“The reason is that when your liver is busy metabolizing alcohol, it processes the painkiller differently than it otherwise would, resulting in toxic compounds that can cause liver inflammation and even permanent damage.”
I’ll take their word for it. No Tylenol for me.
What should you take? Ibuprofen.
Second of all, it’s too late now. All I can do now is throw out some ideas that have worked out for me in the past when waking up hungover.
- Go for a jog or lift. Sweat it up. Won’t be easy, but worth it. Start moving and sweating.
- Chug lots of water. You’re dehydrated!
- Eat greasy food.
- Force yourself to puke (really sucks).
- Suck it up.
You just have to wait it out sometimes. The best cure is time. And maybe some reruns of Sons of Anarchy.
Stay thirsty my friends!
A few more resources to check out:
If you want to read more I highlighted two resources that can really help you out!
The Alcohol Guide @ Ripped Body.
The Truth About Alcohol, Fat Loss and Muscle Growth @ Lean Gains.
These two articles alone will explain everything.
Cheers to being the life of the party!
As you can tell, I’m not here to judge you. Have a cheat day. You can train in the park if you hate the gym. It’s okay to break the fitness rules. Just be smart about it.
I don’t you to miss a party nor do I want you to get fat because you partied too much.
“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Ernest Hemingway